It was AMAZING. I can’t even begin to try to describe it. I honestly am surprised I didn’t wet myself out of excitement every 4 seconds. Seriously. There was a craft tent. There was a taco truck with the best. tacos. ever. There was a GIANT ALIEN FLOWER that MOVED. I won a free Coachella shirt. SKARSY WAS THERE. The security guards made fun of people’s low-grade weed. TUPAC HOLOGRAM. and the fucking MUSIC. Dear lord, the music. Thom Yorke conducted us in an impromptu chorus of Karma Police. And he CALLED US BEAUTIFUL. AND LAUGHED. HE ACTUALLY EXHIBITED EMOTION. My heart rate’s climbing just thinking about it.
Only downside? I’m totally broke now.
