It may be incredibly surprising to you that I have friends. In real life!
I know shocking!!
This happens to be one of the IRL friends! And she happens to be hilarious. Sexy and hilarious.
Be forewarned- reading her posts will likely result in sudden bursts of laughter, light-hearted self-loathing and the realization that my friends are funnier than your friends.
Try not to be too jealous.
Sometimes, it’s healthy to take a step away from yourself and evaluate your life from afar like one of those Tween Queen bitches from middle school used to do to me in the mall food court.
By performing this judgmental evaluation of yourself, two conclusions can be drawn:
1) “You fuckin’ rock at…